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"Curing AIDS? Shit, that’s like Cadillac making a car that lasts for 50 years. And you know they can do it, but they ain’t going to do nothing that fucking dumb. Shit, they got metal on the Space Shuttle that can go around the Moon and withstand  temperatures of up to 20,000 degrees, you mean to tell me you don’t think they can make an El Dorado with a fuckin’ bumper that don’t fall off?"

- Chris Rock (“Bigger and Blacker”, 1999)

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orange is the new black | text posts

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Nervous about moving to college? Have no fear! Aubrey Plaza hung out backstage to give some helpful tips to break the ice with the new roommate! 

This is actually what I’m going to text my random roommate

Aubrey is full of awesome texting advice! Here are a few pointers on addressing the haters! 

"The tragedy of modern war is that the young men die fighting each other - instead of their real enemies back home in the capitals."

— Edward Abbey (via kushandwizdom)